Actual Conversation:
Them: Guess what tomorrow is?
Me: What?
Them: MacWorld keynote!
Me: (sarcastic) wooo
Them: It is wooo! That’s when we find out what all the cool new gadgets are.
Me: It’s like a cult.
Them: Yeah – tomorrow is when we hear from our leader!
Me: I hope he doesn’t tell you all to take multiple wives….
Perhaps scariest in this scenario is the thought of Jobs and leadership.
I am so sick of hearing about this hypothetical phone!
I am excited to learn about the multiple wives option, however…