I love the Lion Brand yarns, particularly their Wool-Ease, but their blurb on their website promoting their latest new yarn is hilarious:
Chunky USA is an American-made yarn tailored to the fast-paced American lifestyle: no dye lots, so the colors always match; a bulky weight, so it works up fast; and 100% Acrilan Acrylic, so it’s easy care.
Who knew a yarn could be so patriotic?