In my neverending quest to keep y’all up to date on the absurdity in the world, I must point out the Wal-Mart Ham Trial in which a woman is claiming that a 13-pound ham fell on her head in a Wal-Mart and caused her to develop epilepsy. Wal-Mart responds: “The ham could not have struck Mrs. Vasquez, … Even in Wal-Mart, Isaac Newton’s law of gravity still exists.” [via Bad Hair Days]