In a similar vein to the “Ryan and Jacob are fakes” spam I mentioned last week, I got this fascinating message the other day:
Subject: Time Travelers PLEASE HELP!!!
Hello,
If you are a time traveler or alien and or in possession of government or alien technology I need your help! My entire life and health has been messed with by evil beings! If you have access to the carbon copy replica model #50 3000 series, the dimensional warp, temporal reversion or something similar please reply! I simply need the safest method of transferring my consciousness or returning to my younger self with my current mind/memory. I need an advanced time traveler to work with who can help me, I would prefer someone with access to teleportation as well as a variety different types of time travel. This is not a joke! I am serious! Please send a separate email to me at: [XXXXXX]@aol.com if you can help! Thanks
I have even less of a clue what the point of this spam is…. Are they trolling for valid e-mail addresses? Is this just some poor individual with too loose a grip on reality? Unfortunately, all of my replical model #50’s are from the 2100 series.